good cashier or waitperson pranks

when a cashier ask you a blank or blank question (white or wheat etc.):

both

yes

what? (repeatedly)

astounded stare

say one moment and then address your buddies very dramatically, followed by optional heated discussion (depends on acting capacities)

who knows?

you know better than i do

sug on vacay

my CAST IS OFF, BITCH! ive been skiing as much as i can and i just got back from SUGARLOAF USA!! its the second highest mountain in maine and the highest skiable one. its mostly blues which are my thing. we skiied for two days 8 hours each day so thats 15 hours of skiing more or less. i had a buttload of fun, but the fam was kind of a bummer (no offense) cuz my mom was still getting used to skiing cuz it was her first two days, my bro was kind of pissy, and my dad was sick. but i still had a ton of fun. the hall of our condo smelled like cat piss, and the one across from us smelled like cat piss mixed with rotting tuna it was SO NASTY. we also ate at this restaurant halfway down the trail which is SO COOL because its only accessible by skis and boards. they have no competition so a burger and fries costs $9. its really ridiculous. whit out

sledding: the ski addicts nicorette

as i've been getting more used to my cast aka not skiing ive been sleddin like a frickin eskimo. we have the best hill at our school. its about a hundred ft run at i'd say a 50 degree incline. the hardpack is about 20ft wide with a big ice bunker at the bottom. if you keep to the left and turn left at the bottom, you go off a huge bump and get about 6in of air and if youre aimed right you sled into an iced up ditch with a rock wall on your right side. when the snow gets really packed and iced, when you turn you do massive powerslides. so when youre about 25 ft from the normal turn, you dig your foot in on the left and slide sideways til you hit the part of the bunker about 5 ft away from the bump, and then you usually keep going straight along the bunker right over the bump into the gutter. we also have a stream along the powerlines at our school, with a 70ft 65 degree incline that goes along the powerlines down to the ice. you sort of bomb it and either bail or wipe out at the bottom. ive been having loads of fun and im not too bummed about not skiing anymore, + i get my cast off in 9 days 20 hrs. im out 4 homework reasons peace

इफ यू कैन रीड थिस यू'रे थे फ्रेअकिंग दलाई लामा

इ कैन राइट इन फुक्कं हिंदू! इ थिंक इ'ल जुस्त राइट लिखे थिस फॉर अल माय न्यू पोस्ट्स! =)

इ हवे अ टन ऑफ़ होमवर्क सो इ शौल्ड बीट आईटी। इ डोंट गे वही थे अद्देद अ हिंदू ट्रांसलेटर। लिखे, थे ओनली आप्शन तो ट्रांसलेट तो इस हिंदू।

एघ्त आईएम आउट.

mc

first of all, i made my page black which is supposed to help energy.

i've bee kinda pissed lately that everyone is all anti mcdonalds. if you can go to mcdonalds, eat a DELICIOUS CRISPY SOUTHERN STYLE CHICKEN FUCKING SANDWICH AND CRISPY FRIES AND A SWEET REFRESHING MICKEY DS SWEET TEA and still say theyre evil, YOU ARE A FRICKING MONSTER. people should enjoy their crunchy crispy comfy happy meal. AMERICA DOESN'T WANT TO EAT FRICKING BROCCOLI!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO FUCKING COMFORT FOOD????

im lovin it

wrist (+ notice the longer posts)

so on the 8th i hit a bump skiing and broke my left wrist. apparently my face was covered in blood. it didn't feel that bad, but when we went to the radiologist they told me i had a buckle fracture, which isn't super serious, but i have to have my cast on for four (four for) months which means NO SKIING. + today we had a huge powder day, and i was stuck at home ALL FRICKING DAY. the only bonuses (boni?) is that i might have shredded my skis so bad that i'll need 09 juvys (which is my fave skis from k2), and that (sorry, mom) i don't have to go to chamber group, which i play cello in, for 2 hours every thurs. i have to go for 1 hr though, cuz i'm supposed to listen and take notes and stuff. but much more h.w. time, thank jesus. still, my cast is smelly and annoying and i can't ski.

shit.

posts

i just realized all my posts are super short.

get used to it.

slinkys, slinkies

today i picked up a slinky at some store and i just tried it out and it ACTUALLY WORKS!!! im so damn happy its so much fun

sedaris

david sedaris is coming to portland and i got 2nd row tix! so im pretty psyched.

truckers

i was biking the other day and all the trucks i told to honk honked. it was really special, it made me feel like there were nice people in the world.